After a long morning of basking in the sun, soaking up rays, slathering on the spf 30, throwing a frisbee, sitting on the sand, and chillin in the waves, I am always surprisingly wiped. And sometimes there's nothing better than what I think of as "beach food" to put that pep back in your step.
Beach food is different. When you're at the beach there aren't as many rules; often times there aren't any rules at all. At the beach you can have as many chips as you want with lunch, you can steal 3 cookies out of the pantry at snack time, ice-cold sodas on the beach are a must to keep you hydrated, and not having ice cream after dinner is unheard of. When I was a kid, my mom would only let my brother and me have "sugar cereals" when we took our beach vacation to Charleston, South Carolina each summer. I pledged my allegiance Cinnamon Toast Crunch year after year--and this year was no exception--whereas Gus mixed things up, bouncing between Lucky Charms, Count Chocula, or even the occasional Fruit Loop. When you're hot and tired, sweaty and sandy, thirsty and hungry, there's often nothing better than enjoying those special foods you indulge in once a year.In the morning it's sugar cereal, banana bread, and toast of all flavors and varieties. We've got corn muffins with butter, fruit of every kind, greek yogurt galore, and jam, cream cheese, and peanut butter. There's always orange juice, milk if you're up early and get it before it's gone, and plenty of coffee, coffee, coffee.
At lunch you can grab a giant a bowl of Aunt Col's freshly cut up fruit salad, make a sandwich or toastie with some of Aunt Teen's just-mixed-up tuna salad, eat up a leftover hot dog or hamburger from the night before, or simply put on a tired face, whine just a little bit, and ask mom if she'll "Pleeeease make me a turkey and provolone sandwich with dijon on rye bread??" A perfectly crispy bag of Lays Classic or Cape Cod all natural potato chips on the side, and this hearty lunch is just the ticket to rejuvenate your body and prepare you for the long and tiring afternoon of playing or laying.
Once the sun starts to set, your toes are beginning to get pruny, and you just can't stand to put on any more of that dang greasy sunscreen, you look at the sun and notice it's the best time of day: happy hour. Pop wrote in an e-mail to the parents, "I'll bring a supply of booze (gin, vodka, whiskey, and rum) plus an initial supply of beer and wine, as well as sodas so no one will go thirsty," and let me tell you, no one ever did. Between the hours of 5 and 7:30, drinks were flowin and hors d'oeuvres were goin...fast. We had margarita night with chips and guacamole, gin and tonics with brie and Boursin cheeses, hummus and veggies, plenty of brews for the boys, and wine that kept us going through dinner. 
I may have over-indulged myself more than one day in the past five that I was in Florida: I confidently helped myself to seconds, I mandated that everyone eat dessert, I took the liberty of finishing off the crumbs at the bottom of the bag of chips at lunch, and took happy hour just as seriously as my seasoned superiors. And it was worth it. Beach time is vacation time, and on vacation you're supposed to let loose. Take a chill pill. Stop worrying so much about what you eat. And just relax. So that's what I did! And now I've got another whole year until I get to enjoy that super bad, but ohhh so good smorgasbord once more.








